“I’m not a drug addict! At least, not yet. Times got tough around feb and we had to sell of some went in 3 mins online for 800 cash. Had a waeco CFX 95L fridge/freezer I bought for 1700 last year. Buy a kings if you intend on upgrading later thats what I aim to do. student to professor after class, 12:46 p.m. Fridge purchase will depend on your budget and needs honestly. No one was allowed to drive on DP, so I felt like I could bike home from class and not get hit by a car.” a TA discussing Mark Twain in section, 2:07 p.m. “An excellent and peculiar work by Mark Train…” girl during week five, by Buchanan, 3:30 p.m. “I went to the wrong class because I never went to class.” next-door neighbor, talking on the phone 4:30 p.m. “Weed doesn’t go in the fridge, bro … Yeah, OK, but the carrot sticks smelled like weed, bro.”

one guy to another while biking down DP, 8:32 p.m. “I want to try the walk of shame at least once in my life.” Where was 1 Ah, thats right Where is my money Thats it, man. in the Arbor, with a deeply earnest intonation, 2:07 p.m. “Yeah, I don’t know, it’s just my mom raised me to love Satan, so…” “Oh OK, yeah, I feel.” “So yeah, I was invited to this drug dealer’s party…” in a dorm room, immediately followed by someone making a call to their mother, 7:00 p.m. “Yeah, I knew a guy in high school who ate his own nipple.” and change the name to Associated Student Society, so its initials are A.S.S.” “I got a call from an unknown number and I got so excited.” in the Girvetz women’s bathroom, 11:37 a.m. “I don’t fuck with people who have Androids, ’cause their Snapchat quality sucks.”

guy biking past the HSSB, yelling on the phone, 10:27 a.m.

“Do you want Subway or not?! I have a buy-one-get-one-free coupon!!” “I think I’m in a bad mood ‘cause Kanye’s in a bad mood.” Here, we’ve highlighted some golden nuggets of truth spoken by our neighbors, friends, and strangers talking too loud on the phone, to paint a picture of the campus and its surroundings in a way that accurately represents this little slice of paradise. What makes Isla Vista such a special place are the people who call it home, and those people say some weird shit.

What happened to fridgebro