This is one of John Polonia's last movies and possibly one of his worst. Looking for a good summer film to watch with your bae? Splatter Beach is where it's at and you won't regret it! There were other solid performances throughout out the films and a soundtrack that rocked my nuts off. His ability to bring street lingo and gansta style was off da chain! His performance felt so authentic to the point where I want to by West Virginia basketball season tickets. He brought the 8 mile vibe that the movie desperately needed. The real star of the film was Brice Kennedy as Rodney. Just doing bicep curls All day on the beach while making fun of everyone that interrupts his workout. He lives the life most of us dream about. The opening shower scene with Leslie Culton was also dope and while had nothing to do with the plot was a feast for the eyes.

Not even Jack Sparrow ever found booty that sweet. Erika Smith is a total babe with top notch acting skills. This movie was off the Hizzy!!! Best Polonia movie I've seen by far. Smith bares her breasts while doing just what you think with her boyfriend and busty brunette Leslie Culton gets attacked while taking a shower. Brett Piper's crisp cinematography boasts lots of neat green-tinted monster POV shots. Better still, we also get several nice musical numbers complete with bikini-clad dancing honeys and a right-on cool soundtrack of funky surf-rock tunes (the insanely catchy'n'groovy theme song in particular seriously smokes). Moreover, the standard rules of horror are staunchly adhered to with young folks who smoke pot and make out meeting untimely grisly ends. The seaweed covered beast (Marty Manglaze in a nifty rubber suit) looks pretty gnarly. The cast have a ball with their goofy roles: the ever-adorable Erin Brown as gloomy local doomsayer Tess Harper, the gorgeous Erika Smith as rowdy and spunky hot babe Tonya Smith, Kevin Van Sant as obnoxious musclehead weightlifter Duke, David Fife as nerdy aspiring journalist Rupert Pine, and Brice Kennedy as scruffy hipster Rodney Spinner. Directors John and Mark Polonia relate the enjoyably inane story at a steady pace, do a solid job of creating and maintaining an amiable tongue-in-cheek tone throughout, and deliver a generous amount of juicy splatter.

Ancient predatory sea monsters terrorize party hearty kids attending a musical festival at Sea Bright Beach.

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